Spam and Lynx

Here’s another Lazy Post to throw at you on the start of the week.

– I LOVE  spam comments. I cannot stress this enough. I don’t think you understand how much enjoyment I get from reading them. Here is a great one I received this past week, from frequent reader Heartburn Remedies:

“Hi, Thank you for this wonderful info. It was very helpful to me and to the one who read this page. You truly is a true writer!”

Let’s break this comment down, shall we? Continue reading “Spam and Lynx”

My Speech Class

In college, I had only one rule in regards to my classwork: ALWAYS find some way to make it entertaining. Keep in mind, when I say “entertaining” I of course mean “entertaining to myself, regardless of how others feel.”

A fine example of this was speech class. You know how speech class goes. You get a style of speech, you pick the topic, and nobody in your class listens as you deliver. I knew how the system worked. So I found ways to give speeches on whatever I wanted to give speeches on.

For every classmate speech on actual, good, interesting topics, I would have one about sports, how I have ADHD, or just whatever show I watched the night before.

It was AWESOME. Continue reading “My Speech Class”

Harry Potter

I liked Harry Potter a lot more when J.R.R. Tolkien wrote it. It was more original, took up fewer books, and didn’t emphasize girly things like romance.

Thanks a lot, Peter Jackson

My entire Harry Potter understanding comes from watching two movies. I have never read any of the books. I have literally only seen the first film and Deathly Hallows Part One. So this post isn’t so much about Potter, but HP through my eyes: somebody who knows nothing at all.

If you would like something from somebody who has actually gotten into Harry Potter and had that emotional connection, check out Stanton Martin Dot Com. Otherwise, brace yourself. Continue reading “Harry Potter”

My Beard

I don’t necessarily enjoy blogging about myself. It makes The GBOAT feel more like a Xanga page than an entertaining site. But it is MY site, right? So sometimes, it’s unavoidable. Sometimes, this is what happens.

Beards are just one of the many reasons why it is so wonderful to be a man. Most of the time, in order to improve yourself, you have to accomplish something or work hard at something. Not with beards. They happen by themselves. They are all-natural ways to raise your manliness to the next level.

Simply put, if you can’t grow a beard, or don’t sport some kind of facial hair, you’re less important than those of us who can and do. Continue reading “My Beard”