This Is What Happens

My Beard

I don’t necessarily enjoy blogging about myself. It makes The GBOAT feel more like a Xanga page than an entertaining site. But it is MY site, right? So sometimes, it’s unavoidable. Sometimes, this is what happens.

Beards are just one of the many reasons why it is so wonderful to be a man. Most of the time, in order to improve yourself, you have to accomplish something or work hard at something. Not with beards. They happen by themselves. They are all-natural ways to raise your manliness to the next level.

Simply put, if you can’t grow a beard, or don’t sport some kind of facial hair, you’re less important than those of us who can and do. Continue reading “My Beard”

Lunch With:

Lunch With Stanton Martin

Stanton Martin once read that one of the best ways to generate traffic to your blog is to comment on other blogs. To which he said “Screw that!”

In a comment. On another blog. In order to generate traffic to his blog. Continue reading “Lunch With Stanton Martin”

Craven On....

Google+

You hate Facebook. You probably just don’t realize it yet. But it’s pretty clear that nobody has ever actually enjoyed Facebook. The arrival of Google+ tells me so.

Google+ is just like Facebook, except less blue. I don’t mean blue in a depressing way. I mean the actual color blue. Google+ is a nice, sterile black, white, and grey.

Homepage — Does social media get more exciting? Actually, yes. It does.

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Lazy Post

Too Lazy For A Real Post

I wanted to post today. I really did. I had an entire post lined up and everything. But the weekend was busy and it never developed. But I want you to have something to look at. Here’s some nonsense.

– Apparently at least one person reached The Greatest Blog Of All Time by searching for “the great destroyer of worlds”. That is now a nickname for the site or for me. Either way, I’m claiming it. Continue reading “Too Lazy For A Real Post”

Lunch With:

Lunch With: Tyler Blount

Today, The Greatest Blog Of All Time debuts a new feature. The concept is simple: conduct an interview over lunch, when the subject could not be LESS interested in the interview. Hope you enjoy.

Nobody wants the nickname TB. So Tyler Blount went by BT.

Tyler wants you to know that he is a 34 year old architect. He built several of the hotels on the beach that are made of sand. But they may not be there anymore cause the tide came in this morning. =/

Also, none of that is true. Continue reading “Lunch With: Tyler Blount”

Craven On....

Chinese Restaurants

You have at least 10 Chinese restaurants near your house. That’s just a statistical fact. Only Apple products appeal to Americans more than Chinese food. The massive growth of Chinese restaurants is undoubtedly a ploy by China to take control of America. They offer a product that we can’t resist.

Mao Watch — Chairman Mao was a marketing genius

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