Baseball, Pt. 3
People say that baseball is boring. People say that steroids have ruined the game. People say it is their least favorite sport. People say that the players are just awful, unlovable monsters.
Category: Useless Observation
Baseball, Pt. 2
A lot of people don’t realize that post on The GBOAT often aren’t about things I hate. In fact, a lot of them cover things that I am not only fine with, but actually enjoy.
I’m fascinated by people who do Parkour. I’ve wasted countless hours playing Call of Duty. Daniel Woods may be a big stupid doodoohead, but we still hang out all the time.
You see, GBOAT posts aren’t expressions of hatred by any means. They’re just the way I see things. I don’t understand why we have to study King Louis VIII, so I write about that fact. I don’t understand the huge fuss over Google+ (nor do I understand rhyming), so I write about that.
But I don’t hate either of them. I’m still on Google+, and last I checked, I’m still beheading my wives so I can move on to new ones.
The same applies to baseball. Being a huge sports fan, I like baseball. But I don’t actually love baseball.
But what I do love about baseball is spreading lies about the game.
In this second essay in a three-part series on baseball, I will share with you a few lies about baseball that I try to pass off as truth. Continue reading “Baseball, Pt. 2”
Party Rock Anthem
There are many things in modern music that I just do not understand. Often, things that are highly popular are worthless pieces of garbage, and high quality work gets overlooked. Sometimes you get an exception, such as with Mumford and Sons, who are really good AND really popular.
And then you have groups like LMFAO, who somehow embody everything you love and hate about music all at the same time.
LMFAO makes party music. This means that there is no depth to their music (the hated thing). This also means that they don’t take themselves seriously (the loved thing).
Therefore, LMFAO’s newest hit song, Party Rock Anthem, is simultaneously awful and amazing. And the music video is even more mind-blowing.
Between line-dancing, a Zombie Plague, and really tight leopard print pants, this video is more impressive than proper use of an Oxford comma.
Let’s break it down, shall we? Continue reading “Party Rock Anthem”
Baseball, Pt. 1
There is a stretch of time during the summer where a good amount of sports fans die. This stretch is called “baseball season”, and it occurs whenever football and basketball have all ended, and the only thing television is baseball.
My Moment
This past week, the entertainment event that millions had been waiting for was finally given to us. No, I’m not talking about that British wizard kid. We’ve already discussed all of that.
I’m talking about Rebecca Black’s new single “My Moment”
Guide to Surviving the NBA lockout!
On June 30th, the NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement expired, and the owners locked out the players. There is a 87% chance that sentence makes no sense to you.
The Greatest Blog Of All Time is here to help with all of this, answering some all of your questions and giving mediocre quality suggestions on how to entertain yourself in the meantime! Continue reading “Guide to Surviving the NBA lockout!”
Your Friend Joseph Craven Welcomes You To The GBOAT 