Google+

Google+

You hate Facebook. You probably just don’t realize it yet. But it’s pretty clear that nobody has ever actually enjoyed Facebook. The arrival of Google+ tells me so.

Google+ is just like Facebook, except less blue. I don’t mean blue in a depressing way. I mean the actual color blue. Google+ is a nice, sterile black, white, and grey.

Does social media get more exciting? Actually, yes. It does.

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Too Lazy For A Real Post

I wanted to post today. I really did. I had an entire post lined up and everything. But the weekend was busy and it never developed. But I want you to have something to look at. Here’s some nonsense.

– Apparently at least one person reached The Greatest Blog Of All Time by searching for “the great destroyer of worlds”. That is now a nickname for the site or for me. Either way, I’m claiming it. Continue reading “Too Lazy For A Real Post”

Lunch With: Tyler Blount

Lunch With: Tyler Blount

Today, The Greatest Blog Of All Time debuts a new feature. The concept is simple: conduct an interview over lunch, when the subject could not be LESS interested in the interview. Hope you enjoy.

Nobody wants the nickname TB. So Tyler Blount went by BT.

Tyler wants you to know that he is a 34 year old architect. He built several of the hotels on the beach that are made of sand. But they may not be there anymore cause the tide came in this morning. =/

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Chinese Restaurants

Chinese Restaurants

You have at least 10 Chinese restaurants near your house. That’s just a statistical fact. Only Apple products appeal to Americans more than Chinese food. The massive growth of Chinese restaurants is undoubtedly a ploy by China to take control of America. They offer a product that we can’t resist.

Chairman Mao was a marketing genius

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Call of Duty

Call of Duty

Nobody enjoys playing Call of Duty. Sure, they might be the best selling video games for the past few years, but that doesn’t mean they are the most enjoyable video games. It’s a bit of a strange phenomenon in the gaming world. You never see anyone playing Mario Kart and NOT enjoying themselves.

"This train may have killed my chances of winning, but not the smile on my face!"

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