Dot Your Q’s and Cross Your A’s
Remember February? Me either. But apparently on Valentine’s Day, I helped out with a relationship Q&A that was posted over … Continue reading Dot Your Q’s and Cross Your A’s
Author: The Joseph Craven
I'm tall, but not so tall that people point and stare.
The Titanic
In the immense history of human disasters and failures, the story of the RMS Titanic stands alone as the one that has made James Cameron the most money.
But in the midst of all the Hollywood hype, it is easy to forget the simple truth behind the Titanic: it’s a story full of poor planning and complete oversight, set in a magical time where boats seemed to constantly be sinking.
This was the 1910s, when everyone just did stuff because they could.
Baseball Is NOT the Greatest Sport of All-Time (Part 2)
Today features part two of a series on baseball written by Sir Thomas Mark Zuniga (TMZ). Be sure to check out part one here, and also TMZ’s site here.
I recently guest-posted at The GBOAT, proclaiming baseball as the greatest sport of all-time.
Absurd. What was in my chewing tobacco that day?
I only cried twice as a kid, and both times involved baseball. In my last post I explained this statement was actually false, but once again I’ll lie for dramatization purposes. Like Manny Ramirez and an outfield door at Fenway.
By 8 years old, I’d asserted there was simply nothing better than baseball. Remember how God said “it is good” after creating dolphins and puppies, and then “it is very good” after creating man? Pretty sure He also employed the “very” after creating baseball on the third day—the same day He created perfectly patterned outfield grass.
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When I Ruled The Internet
I had planned to put up a video today that was pretty funny and involved a roommate of mine and also Mandie Marie and Canada and stuff. But my computer likes to overheat for some reason and I was too lazy to try again.
Instead, I’m going to totally plug all the areas in which I appeared on the Internet over the past two weeks. Cause apparently it happened a lot. So without further ado about nothing, here’s a super lazy list of where I appeared, and also why you should check out all the sites I appeared on: Continue reading “When I Ruled The Internet”
Pronunciationmanual
I’ve wasted literally hours over the past week watching these 8 second-long videos, and now I shall share them with you.
Some are funny. Some are stupid. And then some are just pure gold.
But don’t take MY word for it, Reading Rainbow style.
Killer Tribes Notes
Many posts have been written thus far about the Killer Tribes Conference this past weekend. So many, in fact, that I won’t even link to any of them.
The Conference was wonderful. There were awesome people to hang out with, cool speakers, funny Tripp and Tyler moments, and also I wore this nametag the entire time:
Your Friend Joseph Craven Welcomes You To The GBOAT 