Guide to the NBA Finals
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Guide to the NBA Finals

I know that many of you don’t follow the NBA but may be curious as to who to pull for in the Finals, which start tonight. I know this, because nobody follows the NBA. They may claim they do, but they’re like the guys who say they follow politics because they scan the Yahoo headlines. It’s an 82 game season, so unless you are a sports writer, you’re not going to watch a game every night. Don’t even get me started on Major League Baseball, where the next season is starting before the last one even ends.

So that’s why I’m here: so that you can properly enjoy watching the final professional basketball showdowns of the season with this well-informed, super helpful guide to the two teams involved. Continue reading “Guide to the NBA Finals”

History
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History

History is the study of things that have already happened. It’s basically like reminiscing, except it’s reminiscing about events that you had nothing to do with.

This is apparently important to people.

Important enough so that we are all forced to study it in school and remember people such as King Henry VIII. Keep in mind that this is a man who is most known for marrying a lot of women and creating his own branch of the Church just to marry more women.

Really critical to understanding how we got to where we are today.

Oh come on History, really?

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