Soccer is called futbol outside of the good ol’ United States, and that’s silly. Nobody is out there in South America referring to basketball as “Hoopball” or “Tossball.” Because of the multiple names, soccer is the most confusing sport in the world.
With the NBA season over, and only a meager 58,000 baseball games left to tide sports fans over until the fall, it’s important to take a look back and see what exactly we’ve learned from this season. Today, we focus on the Miami Heat.
Lesson 1: When Mario Chalmers is the hardest working player on your team, you’re screwed
Mario Chalmers isn’t exactly a household name. I’m pretty sure the Heat forgot he was on the team when they announced their 2010-2011 roster.
On Fridays, The GBOAT will feature a quick recap of the most popular or awesome news stories of the week. Love this post? Hate it? Got any suggestions? Leave some feedback!
1. Miami Heat lose, everyone celebrates….including some of the Heat.
On Fridays, The GBOAT will feature a quick recap of the most popular news stories of the week, according to Yahoo News and CNN.com. Love this post? Hate it? Got any suggestions? Leave some feedback!
1. Sarah Palin messes up Paul Revere story, people react like she rewrote the Bible
While wandering around Boston aimlessly, as politicians frequently do, Sarah Palin started to give an impromptu history lesson on Paul Revere and his famous ride. However, Palin got a little carried away and made the following remarks:
“He who warned the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free, and then he killed King George with one hand tied behind his back, ended slavery, and brought Lazarus back from the dead.” Continue reading “Week ‘n Review – Week of June 10”
I have a lot of friends who don’t follow or understand sports. That’s why I exist. I’m here to try and explain things in a way that helps them understand, whether or not they are actually interested. So periodically on The GBOAT, I’ll offer a simple and (hopefully) humorous view on sports. This is the Sportz Section.
The Golden State Warriors were a slightly dysfunctional team the past few years. They actually had a player hurt himself riding a moped. He was injured so badly he couldn’t play all season. Then he lied about how it happened. Awesome.
Because of this, coupled with the fact that they aren’t a very good team either, they fired their coach and have been searching for a replacement.
In typical Warriors fashion, they didn’t feel like looking too hard and quickly hired TV Analyst Mark Jackson.
Continue reading “Warriors Hire Mark Jackson, Say “Eh, Whatevs””
I know that many of you don’t follow the NBA but may be curious as to who to pull for in the Finals, which start tonight. I know this, because nobody follows the NBA. They may claim they do, but they’re like the guys who say they follow politics because they scan the Yahoo headlines. It’s an 82 game season, so unless you are a sports writer, you’re not going to watch a game every night. Don’t even get me started on Major League Baseball, where the next season is starting before the last one even ends.
So that’s why I’m here: so that you can properly enjoy watching the final professional basketball showdowns of the season with this well-informed, super helpful guide to the two teams involved. Continue reading “Guide to the NBA Finals”
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