Zombie Plague
Today’s topic was inspired by Stanton Martin, who once took this photo:
Out of all of the scary, scary monsters we have dreamed up over the years, Zombies are the ones who keep popping up.
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My Moment
This past week, the entertainment event that millions had been waiting for was finally given to us. No, I’m not talking about that British wizard kid. We’ve already discussed all of that.
I’m talking about Rebecca Black’s new single “My Moment”
Harry Potter
I liked Harry Potter a lot more when J.R.R. Tolkien wrote it. It was more original, took up fewer books, and didn’t emphasize girly things like romance.
My entire Harry Potter understanding comes from watching two movies. I have never read any of the books. I have literally only seen the first film and Deathly Hallows Part One. So this post isn’t so much about Potter, but HP through my eyes: somebody who knows nothing at all.
If you would like something from somebody who has actually gotten into Harry Potter and had that emotional connection, check out Stanton Martin Dot Com. Otherwise, brace yourself. Continue reading “Harry Potter”
Google+
You hate Facebook. You probably just don’t realize it yet. But it’s pretty clear that nobody has ever actually enjoyed Facebook. The arrival of Google+ tells me so.
Google+ is just like Facebook, except less blue. I don’t mean blue in a depressing way. I mean the actual color blue. Google+ is a nice, sterile black, white, and grey.
Chinese Restaurants
You have at least 10 Chinese restaurants near your house. That’s just a statistical fact. Only Apple products appeal to Americans more than Chinese food. The massive growth of Chinese restaurants is undoubtedly a ploy by China to take control of America. They offer a product that we can’t resist.
Call of Duty
Nobody enjoys playing Call of Duty. Sure, they might be the best selling video games for the past few years, but that doesn’t mean they are the most enjoyable video games. It’s a bit of a strange phenomenon in the gaming world. You never see anyone playing Mario Kart and NOT enjoying themselves.
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