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Late night pondering, featuring the music of @mikaeladavis who I got to see in concert at @dulinghall tonight. A new world record for self-destruction Happy my birthday to you all! Do something special for yourself today on my behalf and tell me how it went. March 7th is a holiday for you, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Ten years ago today I went to Europe for the first time. @chadgibbs said he'd pay and I guess I had nothing better to do, so I hopped on a plane with @bryanallain and @tylerstanton and we went to Belgium and The Netherlands. I have never been an easy man to put up with. Sure I can crack some jokes to get a reaction, but at my core my heart is angry, it is restless. I am restless. I don't know why you ever chose to love me in the first place. The best man in my wedding (and worst man I know) told me in college that he came up with the perfect thing to say at the end of a big game. It was so stupid, maybe the dumbest thing I'd ever heard anyone say, and I knew he was right. Fast forward some 13 years later, and I finally got to say it after a massive buzzer beater finish for @hartfieldbasketball Benton and I watch the @hornets Eric Collins for inspiration and sometimes we take it too far....or not far enough???? #playbyplay #basketball #humdiddlydee Thanks for everything, Barrelhouse Do people still care about reading updates? Is this interesting? Am *I* interesting? Whatever, since I've been in a crazy manic mood of reading for the past few weeks, I'm making a post and y'all will have to deal with it.
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Category: The Post-Blog World

Stuff written in, like, 2017 and all, after I gave up on blogging rules

There Are No Spider Photos In This Post
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There Are No Spider Photos In This Post

Spiders, to me, are a lot like people who enjoy politics: interesting to look at from a safe distance, but … Continue reading There Are No Spider Photos In This Post

Welcome (back)
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Welcome (back)

You know, I’ve never stopped writing. This website, like the general blogging sphere of existence, has lain dormant for so … Continue reading Welcome (back)

ComicCon and My City
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ComicCon and My City

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My Logic Center Is Full

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If I Don’t Put My Keys In The Same Place Every Time I Get Home, They Will Cease To Exist

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You Would Hate Half The Disciples

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