Witty Blog Post Title
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Author: The Joseph Craven
I'm tall, but not so tall that people point and stare.
My Namesake
“Always remember there was nothing worth sharing like the love that let us share our name”
Though it isn’t the name I go by, my first name is still my “family name”. It comes from my uncle, a crazy old man with enough personality to fill the entire city.
He isn’t the type of person who has simply “never met a stranger”, he goes out of his way to talk to others. Whereas a typical talker might strike up a conversation with someone standing nearby, he makes it a point to walk up to people far away just to get in a quick and cheesy joke and a smile. Going out to eat with him always talks a half hour longer than it would with anybody else. He wants to see their reaction, but he always wants to make their day maybe just a little bit better. Continue reading “My Namesake”
Steve Jobs, Pt. 1
For the next few weeks, The Greatest Blog Of All Time will be running a series on the life and times of the late Steve Jobs, founder of Apple and the man who saved America from our sins of using PCs.
The motto of the American Dream is “Get rich or die trying” (copyright 2005, 50 Cent). If there is one thing that American culture values more than a heartwarming rags to riches story, it’s the story of somebody who went from rags to riches and then got fired but then got MORE riches and built any future success upon a foundation of spite. Because of this, nobody epitomizes this American spirit more than Apple founder Steve Jobs.
Truly, the story of Steve Jobs is one of overcoming adversity and failure to become overwhelmingly arrogant and stubborn successful. Truly, it is the story of a man who had the entire population of a country hanging onto his every word, and he had full control of them.
Truly, it is the story of the American Dream.
Funk Is Awesome
I’m helping you start your week right. Trust me on this. This is more than just a lazy post because nothing new went up last week. This is a lazy post that will remind you of all that is enjoyable and right with the world. A reminder that the right amount of Funk can SAVE THE WORLD. Continue reading “Funk Is Awesome”
TCL Voiceovers
So you guys know about that podcast I’m in, right? Of course you do, otherwise we wouldn’t be friends any … Continue reading TCL Voiceovers
Nicolas Cage
Since the beginning of time, mankind has been on a search for a punchline: a universal joke that can be used in any and all circumstances and will always be found funny, regardless of relevance or timeliness.
According to the Internet, which serves as our dispenser of knowledge and truth, we have found that eternal punchline: the films of Sir Nicolas Cage.
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