Call of Duty

Call of Duty

Nobody enjoys playing Call of Duty. Sure, they might be the best selling video games for the past few years, but that doesn’t mean they are the most enjoyable video games. It’s a bit of a strange phenomenon in the gaming world. You never see anyone playing Mario Kart and NOT enjoying themselves.

"This train may have killed my chances of winning, but not the smile on my face!"

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Parkour

Parkour

According to Wikipedia, Parkour is sometimes abbreviated as PK. This makes no sense. Some words really need to be abbreviated. Mononucleosis needs to be abbreviated. Nobody wants to have to go through life never having a more convenient way to talk about mononucleosis. Because when it comes up in conversation (which happens just ALL THE TIME) you’re stuck with a six-syllable word you have to keep repeating, and it just gets in the way. So some words just need to be abbreviated.

Parkour is not at all one of those words. It’s two syllables. It’s not even a confusing French word. You can take one look at it and guess how it’s pronounced. Abbreviating Parkour is like playing Monopoly and referring to Boardwalk as BW. Nobody does it. It’s impractical, and will get you sent straight to jail.

What kind of Community IS this?

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What We Learned About The Miami Heat

What We Learned About The Miami Heat

With the NBA season over, and only a meager 58,000 baseball games left to tide sports fans over until the fall, it’s important to take a look back and see what exactly we’ve learned from this season. Today, we focus on the Miami Heat.

Lesson 1: When Mario Chalmers is the hardest working player on your team, you’re screwed

Mario Chalmers isn’t exactly a household name. I’m pretty sure the Heat forgot he was on the team when they announced their 2010-2011 roster.

It's actually seriously difficult to find a picture of Mario Chalmers in a Maimi uniform

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