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Are Betterhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/you-are-better-than-you-think.jpgYou Are Better Than You Thinkhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peaches.jpgPeacheshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/the-bridge.jpgThe Bridgehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/standard-life.jpgStandard Lifehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/crossroads.jpgCrossroadshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/strip1.jpgStriphttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/strip.jpgStrip2017-05-10T18:55:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2015/09/02/leave-a-trace-or-i-have-adhd-and-apparently-i-love-the-feeling-of-being-overwhelmed/2017-04-23T05:10:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2017/02/19/the-luminous-orange/2017-06-21T21:12:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2017/02/09/take-hold-or-how-i-want-to-be-there-in-my-city/2017-02-09T21:04:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2017/01/08/diner-coffee-has-its-own-strengths/2017-01-16T21:16:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/07/07/honesty-and-cynicism/2017-01-08T18:27:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/10/the-offer/2017-01-08T18:27:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/20/the-beggars-billions/2017-01-08T18:27:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2016/12/31/if-i-put-this-in-a-category-would-you-even-notice/2017-01-02T00:25:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2016/03/16/the-light-is-green/2016-03-16T22:24:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2016/03/01/this-is-awkward/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/this-is-awkward.jpgThis Is Awkward2016-03-01T20:43:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/09/28/my-namesake/2016-01-18T03:24:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2015/12/23/veni-veni/2016-01-06T22:06:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2015/09/10/spring-cleaning-in-september/2015-09-28T14:34:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2015/08/24/john/2015-08-24T15:57:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2015/08/07/podcast-epl-preview-show/2016-06-05T13:27:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/01/14/my-neighborhood-superhero/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_2515.jpgIMG_2515Peter Parker doesn't freelance in these 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for everything, London. I'll miss you.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140310_170457.jpg20140310_170457Nothing better represents "The Past" than a bunch of dead thingshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140310_135039.jpg20140310_135039https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140310_143345.jpg20140310_143345They also fought the war against reckless energy useagehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140310_114655.jpg20140310_114655https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140310_100648.jpg20140310_1006482014-07-07T20:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/07/02/the-gaoat-all-adventures-start-with-tutorials-and-unions/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2340.png2014-06-02_2340WHAT? NO I ALREADY DID THIS WHHHYYYYYYYhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2339.png2014-06-02_2339It was a very dramatic momenthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2334.png2014-06-02_2334AH what is happening? Why did this interrupt me? Can....can I go now?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2332_001.png2014-06-02_2332_001https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2332.png2014-06-02_2332https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2333.png2014-06-02_2333A highly punchable facehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2331.png2014-06-02_2331Let's just punch the sadness right out of youhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2331_001.png2014-06-02_2331_001i don't even know who you're talking about or what that even means please stop talkinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2330_001.png2014-06-02_2330_001alright great backstory can i punch something yet or are you still talking?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2014-06-02_2330.png2014-06-02_2330cool alright2014-07-02T16:12:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/06/27/new-rotc-world-cup-episode/2014-06-27T20:54:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/06/23/emergency-podcast-episode/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/running-out-the-clock-xtra-bacon.pngROTC Sports2014-06-23T15:19:07+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/06/10/you-could-forget/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_20140606_074035.jpegIMG_20140606_0740352014-06-10T17:10:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/06/03/the-greatest-adventure-of-all-time/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2305.png2014-06-02_2305Oh well that's convenienthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2311.png2014-06-02_2311A dude who just wants to PUNCH STUFF!??!?!?!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_23031.png2014-06-02_2303He looks cool, making him the total opposite of the other character choiceshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_23021.png2014-06-02_2302Maybe he's a fungus?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/canada_probly1.pngcanada_problyDiverse heritage yet lack of cultural identity....am I creating a Canadian?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2312.png2014-06-02_2312And thus began the tale of Bob Costas, the pirate fisherman dressed as a woman who sought to punch the entire worldhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2309.png2014-06-02_2309And it has to be a birthday in a fictional, undecipherable calender?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2308.png2014-06-02_2308Our hero was very pleased with The Dragon as wellhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2308_001.png2014-06-02_2308_001With the bandages removed, I was free to add some sort of purple dragon to his face, making Sisqo very proudhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2014-06-02_2307.png2014-06-02_2307The first step was to give him the skin of some sort of igneous rock, awesome flowing hair, and some Nelly bandages, which I quickly discarded2014-06-03T15:05:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/05/27/sola-gratia/2014-05-31T18:42:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/05/28/should-christians-drive-priuses/2016-01-22T05:45:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/24/in-a-big-country/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311_121849_richtonehdr.jpg20140311_121849_Richtone(HDR)Yeah but #DemHighlandsThohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311_115427.jpg20140311_115427So we took a waterfall selfie!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311_125858_richtonehdr.jpg20140311_125858_Richtone(HDR)Also there was this cool dog who just wanted to play fetch with all his buddieshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311_162145.jpg20140311_162145https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311_084356.jpg20140311_084356Or I would be taken into the middle of nowhere and murderedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140311_090125.jpg20140311_0901252014-05-01T13:59:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/26/greenback-boogie/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_174257.jpg20140312_174257Edinburgh, I miss you alreadyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_103654.jpg20140312_103654A picture of a church, used to take up space and interrupt the flow of this posthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-14-10-40-551.jpg2014-03-14 10.40.55John Knox fought a lot of people at St. Giles, I bethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140313_142208.jpg20140313_142208https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140313_141538.jpg20140313_141538Or maybe they thought Old Town had it cominghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_133710.jpg20140312_133710ANGRY bumper stickershttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_150120.jpg20140312_1501202014-03-28T16:54:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/27/impossible-soul/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140314_205726.jpg20140314_205726Welp, see you guys laterhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140313_122919.jpg20140313_122919Decent city, I guesshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_161408.jpg20140312_161408The Gothic Rockethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_132741.jpg20140312_132741I think the Queen sometimes hangs out herehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_122404.jpg20140312_122404This was the place, by the way.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140313_185837_richtonehdr.jpg20140313_185837_Richtone(HDR)2014-05-21T18:59:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/25/rhapsody-in-blue/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_173513.jpg20140312_173513Survived so their descendants could take pictures of people pictures of stuffhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_173449.jpg20140312_173449https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_170134.jpg20140312_170134They survived so their descendants could take selfies like thishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_162859.jpg20140312_162859Whoops?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_121510.jpg20140312_121510I hear the 1560's got pretty wildhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_104550.jpg20140312_104550It's a fortress, not exactly a palacehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_134240.jpg20140312_134240You might have heard of ithttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140312_114354.jpg20140312_114354See? Look at this guy.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140313_141049.jpg20140313_1410492014-03-26T03:55:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/20/once-in-a-lifetime-same-as-it-ever-was/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-09-14-33-50.jpg2014-03-09 14.33.50Though it's always cool to do sohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140309_101845.jpg20140309_101845Ancient Guy VIIIhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140309_181051_lls.jpg20140309_181051_LLShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140309_175520.jpg20140309_175520https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140309_100925.jpg20140309_100925https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140309_115251.jpg20140309_1152512014-03-20T22:45:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/19/girls-chase-boys/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_100228.jpg20140308_100228https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-08-19-11-32.jpg2014-03-08 19.11.32It's also about building a ballin' stadiumhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_1213191.jpg20140308_121319Not too shabbyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_121319.jpg20140308_121319https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_105130.jpg20140308_105130Ball so hard?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_094226.jpg20140308_094226I wasn't making it uphttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_0906301.jpg20140308_090630Why not?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140308_101042.jpg20140308_1010422014-03-20T04:18:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/17/behind-blue-eyes/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140306_154242.jpg20140306_154242https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_20140306_120855.jpgIMG_20140306_1208552014-03-18T15:55:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/18/sleep-forever/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307_212050.jpg20140307_212050https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307_212226.jpg20140307_212226https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307_211314.jpg20140307_211314#GoodLandmarkBadPhotohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307_1707171.jpg20140307_170717That's Gandhihttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307_133218.jpg20140307_133218Not that the bed LOOKED appealinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307_170717.jpg20140307_1707172014-03-19T04:38:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/03/07/building-blocks/2014-03-09T23:10:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/29/the-motivation-of-mercy/2014-02-26T18:23:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/26/the-breakfast-club/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-breakfast-club.jpgThe Breakfast ClubExcept let's take a quick moment to remember that in a movie about differences not being important and how all people should be able to get along and be treated equally and whatnot, there isn't a single African-American character. At all. Not even a side character.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/allison-coat.pngAllison coatEven if your "group" existed solely in your own headhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wall-street-sheen.jpgWall Street Sheen"You have to earn Sheen Status, EmiliLOL" - Martin Sheen problyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/breakfast-club-ally_610.jpgBreakfast-Club-Ally_610Except for Allison because she was a freak who would never be accepted by society unless she got a makeoverhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/brian.pngBrianhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/allison.jpgAllisonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bender.jpegBenderProbably not the guy I mentionedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/claire4.jpgClaire4https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/andrew-clark.jpgandrew-clarkhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/breakfast-club.jpgbreakfast-clubSeriously, what part of Chicago were they in?2014-02-27T14:48:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/21/808s-and-heartbreak/2014-02-24T18:19:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/17/how-to-be-a-southerner-know-the-weather-vol-1/2014-08-14T14:36:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/10/my-migraines/2014-02-10T18:00:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/07/jared-lorenzen-true-american-hero-on-agsh/2017-12-04T11:40:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/dont-click-this/2016-05-03T17:52:00+00:00weekly0.6https://thegboat.net/faq/2017-03-20T16:23:22+00:00weekly0.6https://thegboat.net/2014/02/05/rooftops/2014-02-05T20:53:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/04/looking-for-balancebest-year-ever/2014-02-05T04:18:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2014/02/03/how-to-be-a-southerner-a-barbecue-vs-a-cookout/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cookout.jpegcookout2019-09-13T00:34:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/23/evergreen/2014-01-08T22:08:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/18/i-dont-eat-fresh/2013-12-19T05:33:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/16/even-if-i-come-back-even-if-i-die/2013-12-16T15:11:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/18/river-soul/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130915_172456.jpg20130915_1724562013-12-16T15:02:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/11/time-to-celebrate/2013-12-12T02:36:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/08/12/my-brick/2013-12-11T02:00:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/10/ynpa-live-from-the-north-pole/2013-12-10T19:33:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/06/rotc-live-from-a-secret-bionic-lab/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-rex.gifT-Rex2013-12-06T15:17:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/04/they-cant-get-rid-of-me/2013-12-05T07:38:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/12/02/orion/2013-12-03T04:31:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/11/the-greatest-advice-of-all-time-pt-3/2013-10-11T20:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/09/life-with-tabs-ep-2/2013-10-09T20:21:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/20/life-with-tabs-ep-1/2013-10-09T00:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/08/how-to-be-a-sports-fan-recruiting-is-king/2013-10-08T21:21:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/07/what-brothers-both-human-and-furry-do/2013-10-07T14:34:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/04/the-greatest-advice-of-all-time-pt-2/2013-10-05T02:08:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/10/02/coming-up-short/2013-10-02T19:31:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/27/the-greatest-advice-of-all-time-pt-1/2013-09-27T14:51:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/25/and-no-one-knows-the-sensation/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/podium.jpgPodiumSee? Really lightens the tone.2013-09-30T19:38:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/23/htbasf-sports-hate/2013-09-23T03:58:07+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/16/eternity-will-smile-on-me/2014-02-24T18:28:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/13/block-out-the-care/2013-09-13T13:08:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/09/11/where-i-begin/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/adam-and-i.jpgAdam and IStill #1https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/beardless.jpgBeardlessAnd this is what I look like without a beard.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/all-four-and-tracy.jpgAll four (and Tracy)All four. And a girl who snuck in the photo.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/squirrelllelelele.jpgSQUIRRELLLELELELESquirrels get real big in Mississippihttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/creep-creep.jpgCreep CreepMe creeping at Adam's sad birthday2013-09-25T00:52:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/08/29/how-to-be-a-sports-fan-believe-and-support/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ole_miss_and_mississippi_state_egg_bowl_1970s.jpgOle_Miss_and_Mississippi_State_Egg_Bowl_1970sAlwayshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jerry.jpgjerryEven if they're owned by Jerry Joneshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/200px-bleacher-report-logo.png200px-Bleacher-report-logoSide note: there are places on the internet you're better off avoidinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/adam-morrison1.jpgadam-morrison1Even if it means dealing with moments like thishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hailstate.jpgHailStateSeriously though, you gotta admit it was a pretty clever ideahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/quad_hayes2.jpgQUAD_HAYES2"Son, if you doubt again that we can win, I'll choke you." - Woody Hayes2014-07-02T04:30:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/04/01/how-to-be-a-sports-fan-lesson-two/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deandre-jordan.jpgDeandre Jordan"Jinkies!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shrug.jpgShrug"Yeah, I don't remember who this other guy is either"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jay-cutler.jpgJay CutlerExhibit Ahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/chi-chicago-bears-phil-emery-i-am-a-jay-cutler-001.jpegBEARS-APP-ROSENBLOOMExhibit Ahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lebron-in-miami.jpgLebron in MiamiANGRY BRONBRONhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lebron-in-cleveland.jpgLebron in ClevelandHappy BronBronhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nba_g_wade01jr_286.jpgIndiana Pacers v Miami Heat - Game FiveDwyane Wade during the 5th round of a matchhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/antoine_walker.jpgantoine_walkerPlease note that there is STILL VERY OBVIOUSLY A GAME GOING ON BEHIND HIMhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/justinbieberjustinbieberwearswildensemble7i-m149acmcl.jpgJustin+Bieber+Justin+Bieber+Wears+Wild+Ensemble+7i-M149AcmclIt's just too good to ever forgethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/swag.pngSwagSeriously, a Google Image search for "Swag" gives you a LOT of white people2013-08-28T15:02:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/08/26/the-flip-side/2013-08-26T15:36:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/08/23/the-unusual-suspect/2013-08-26T14:26:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/08/23/caperchallenge/2013-08-23T19:36:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/08/19/ive-done-it-all-wrong/2013-08-19T22:29:13+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/07/24/that-old-familiar-feeling/2013-07-25T01:53:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/06/21/the-heat-are-champs-the-spurs-are-ugly/2013-06-21T16:42:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/06/21/there-will-be-another/2013-06-21T16:38:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/06/19/hating-my-roots/2013-06-19T17:55:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/06/10/running-out-the-clock/2013-06-10T12:58:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/05/28/a-boring-second-birthday/2013-05-28T16:30:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/05/17/the-burnsider/2013-05-17T16:52:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/05/10/how-to-be-a-sports-fan-lesson-4/2013-05-10T14:40:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/05/08/video-breakdown-its-shumpert/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ny_g_shump_cr_400.jpgny_g_shump_cr_400Iman Shumpert: A true American herohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/iman-shumpert-80s.jpgiman-shumpert-80sNot like Iman is hard to miss, of coursehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/iman-shumpert-new-york-knicks-1.jpgiman-shumpert-new-york-knicks-1Blending the arrogance of Reggie Miller with the hair of Patrick Ewing2013-10-23T02:06:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/04/29/infallibleinspired/2013-04-30T20:53:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/04/26/how-to-be-a-sports-fan-lesson-3/2013-04-29T15:45:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/04/22/the-long-fall/2013-05-10T21:38:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/04/10/apologizing-for-myself/2013-04-10T18:33:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/03/29/paradox-of-opinions/2013-04-01T18:31:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/03/25/how-to-be-a-sports-fan-lesson-one/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/espn-first-take-skip-bayless-1.jpg2009 - Skip BaylessLiterally the only photo on the internet of Skip Bayless not doing anything stupidhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rick-headshot.jpgRick-HeadshotJust got done talking to Stephen A. Smithhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bill-simmons.jpegbill-simmonsBill Simmons secretly begins every sentence with a quick "daaaaah"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/how-much-is-stephen-a-smith-worth.jpghow-much-is-stephen-a-smith-worthAlways so much joy in the world of Stephen A. Smithhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlesbarkley.jpgcharlesbarkleyR.I.P. Fat Charles Barkleyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/verne_lundquist.jpgVerne_Lundquisthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nantz.jpgnantzhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gusj.jpeggusjhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bob-costas.jpgFootball Night In Americahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fred-dino-sports.jpgFred-Dino-Sports2013-03-28T22:48:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/02/28/moving-forward-and-looking-ahead/2013-03-08T05:59:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/02/01/what-ive-been-up-to-recently/2013-02-02T03:51:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/26/so-all-must-be-well/2013-02-01T05:53:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/01/25/the-greatest-video-game-ever-made/2013-01-25T18:40:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2013/01/21/it-takes-a-man-to-live/2013-01-22T17:40:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/31/the-next-yea/2013-01-10T15:30:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/30/december-30th/2012-12-31T07:01:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/29/december-29th/2012-12-30T13:42:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/28/december-28th/2012-12-29T00:06:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/17/december-17th/2012-12-27T21:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/18/december-18th/2012-12-27T21:21:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/19/december-19th/2012-12-27T21:21:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/20/december-20th/2012-12-27T21:21:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/21/december-21st/2012-12-27T21:21:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/22/december-22nd/2012-12-27T21:21:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/23/december-23rd/2012-12-27T21:20:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/24/december-24th/2012-12-27T21:20:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/25/december-25th/2012-12-27T21:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/26/december-26th/2012-12-27T21:20:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/27/december-27th/2012-12-27T21:16:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/14/glory/2013-01-11T07:17:09+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/14/for-better-or-worse/2012-12-14T21:39:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/07/the-gfboat-warmed-up-pizza/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_131558.jpg20121206_131558Using some baby spinach as a garnish, but only because I didn't have any of the Garnish of the Gods: parsleyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_131502.jpg20121206_131502So good, you're gonna want to eat it! Which is also good, cause that's its purpose! HAHA THIS JOKE WAS GREAThttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_131332.jpg20121206_131332I swear I don't even know how it happened, but it didhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_131102.jpg20121206_131102Don't worry, I'll gladly share it with you soon!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_130855.jpg20121206_130855I highly recommend putting your face to the glass and staring as it spinshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_130827.jpg20121206_130827Microwave with pizza insertedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_130820.jpg20121206_130820Microwave by itselfhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_130749.jpg20121206_130749Patent pendinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_130722-e1354855476508.jpg20121206_130722Preferably a clean onehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121206_130638.jpg20121206_130638It looks like THIS2012-12-11T19:37:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/12/05/derweze/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/article-2179622-143b90b1000005dc-74_634x384.jpgarticle-2179622-143B90B1000005DC-74_634x384And what more could you really want?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the_door_to_hell.jpgThe_Door_to_Hell"I mean, do we just throw a tarp over it, or....?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rome.jpgRomeIf Rome WAS built in a day, though, then it probably wasn't with union workershttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stalin_kanal.jpgStalin_kanal"Not our style, brorade"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the_commissar_vanishes_2.jpgThe_Commissar_Vanishes_2....and the edited photo after Stalin had Yeznov executed. Good times!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/voroshilov_molotov_stalin_with_nikolai_yezhov.jpgVoroshilov,_Molotov,_Stalin,_with_Nikolai_YezhovStalin with Nikolai Yezhov in 1930....https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/darvasa_gas_crater_panorama.jpgDarvasa_gas_crater_panoramaOH NOhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alemcenter3.jpgAlemCenter3Because who HASN'T heard of the City of Love and their giant enclosed Ferris wheel?2012-12-16T16:50:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/30/bearded-finishnew-favorite-websites/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20121130_113112.jpg20121130_113112https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/baby_crying.jpgbaby_crying2012-11-30T17:50:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/19/living-like-nick/2012-11-20T02:55:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/14/tcl-returns/2012-11-14T21:06:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/05/a-breakup-letter-to-college-football/2012-11-08T05:53:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/02/the-greatest-gift-reddit-has-ever-given-us/2012-11-03T04:48:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/11/01/bearded-bloggers-fundraising-adventure/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20121101_114435.jpg20121101_1144352012-11-05T00:46:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/10/24/steve-jobs-pt-2/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/brave_color_header-thumb-550x309-46489.jpgbrave_color_header-thumb-550x309-46489At least he didn't have to see this garbage his company Pixar created. Ouch2012-10-30T13:46:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/10/09/wonder-and-doubt/2012-10-09T12:01:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/10/05/witty-blog-post-title/2012-10-16T18:41:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/09/19/steve-jobs-pt-1/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/android_alien_waving_left_full.pngandroid_alien_waving_left_fullOf course, years later Jobs would get SUPER upset when there was another option to entertainment-based smartphones besides the iPhone so you kind of have to wonder how much he fully believed the "Think Different" mindset and his belief that he could changed the world versus his intense desire to spite the people who had wronged him and also become super famous and SUPER rich in a way that only handful of other people had ever really reached especially in terms of influence and all but that's all topics that will be covered in later posts and I just wanted to give you guys a heads up I guess so you know what it's just whateverhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jobs_sculley.jpgjobs_sculleyThose silly guys couldn't agree on ANYTHINGhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tears-for-fears-the-hurting.jpgTears For Fears - The HurtingI feel like I've potentially missed a reference here....2012-10-30T14:35:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/09/17/funk-is-awesome/2012-09-18T14:26:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/09/07/tcl-voiceovers/2012-09-13T13:21:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/09/05/nicolas-cage/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/8p10n.gif8p10nWho's the lunatic now?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the-spirit-final-poster.jpgthe-spirit-final-posterAlso, we allowed The Spirit. Did I mention that?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/10cage1.jpgLeaving Las vegas1!!!!!!!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/aknightstale.jpgAKnightsTaleKnight's Talehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/samuel-l-jackson-the-spirit.jpgSamuel-L-Jackson-The-SpiritBut not The Spirit. NEVER The Spirithttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bangkok-dangerous.jpgBangkok-DangerousMay we never forgethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/patricia_arquette_at_hearth_truth_2009_cropped.jpgPatricia_Arquette_at_Hearth_Truth_2009_(cropped)To further avoid nepotism, he married Patricia Arquettehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nicolas_cage_2011_cc.jpgNicolas_Cage_2011_CCAlso the face, personality, and existence of Sir Nicolas Cage2012-09-20T03:13:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/09/03/my-smoking-car/2012-09-25T21:41:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/08/31/waiting-on-a-hurricane/2012-09-10T14:16:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/08/29/august-29th/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gulfport.jpgGulfport2012-08-29T17:15:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/08/27/motivation-of-mercy-repost/2012-08-27T15:58:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/08/17/eating-is-awesome/2012-08-22T15:12:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/07/28/green-ribbon-ending/2012-08-18T04:35:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/07/23/on-my-best-behavior/2012-08-07T03:01:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/07/25/the-war-of-1812/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/justin-bieber2.jpgjustin-bieber2And then they gave us The Biebs, soooooo....you decide if that was okay or nothttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jc-john-candy-24931143-450-372.jpgJC-john-candy-24931143-450-372Canada is known for comedy, not speedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mv5bmtiznde5odqwn15bml5banbnxkftztcwotiznjqymg-_v1-_sy314_cr160214314_.jpgMV5BMTIzNDE5ODQwN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTIzNjQyMg@@._V1._SY314_CR16,0,214,314_It's amazing some of the things we've survivedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/78706-004-1b911fef.jpg78706-004-1B911FEFBecause clearly things never worked out very well for the people who DID own the landhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/carmelo-anthony-p1.jpgcarmelo-anthony-p1At this point, beating Great Britain is BORINGhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/13map.gif13mapThe original 13 Broshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/andrew_jackson.jpegandrew_jackson"brb. war." - Andrew Jacksonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/white-house-explosion2.jpgWhite House EXPLOSIONThe War of 1812, right?2012-08-21T04:23:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/07/14/letter-from-camp/2012-07-16T13:38:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/07/04/america-day/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dont-tread-on-me-gadsden-flag3.pngdont-tread-on-me-gadsden-flag3I DARE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT2012-07-10T05:05:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/06/27/tim-hortons/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/typical_queue_at_tim_hortons.jpgTypical_queue_at_Tim_HortonsAll of them. All at once. The entire population of the countryhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/drake-in-degrassi.jpgDrake in DegrassiAnd I feel like we all kind of owe Bruce Springsteen an apologyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wctd.jpgwctdEspecially since America was all like, "Screw you, Britain!" and all that stuffhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/harper.jpgHarperExcept this is the current Prime Minister, so....win some and lose some, I guesshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hockey-training-sidney-crosby-stanley-cup-celebration.jpgHockey-Training-Sidney-Crosby-Stanley-Cup-CelebrationAlso, they're probably going to be better than you at hockey, so just go ahead and accept that fact right nowhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chick-fil-a-store-clean2.jpgchick-fil-a-store-clean2Exactly how Christians feel about Chick-Fil-Ahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peart.jpgPeartIt's complicated, like a Neil Peart drumset. CANADIAN REFERENCE!2012-06-28T18:16:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/06/22/never-a-dull-moment-at-the-border/2012-06-26T17:44:25+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/06/20/the-founding-of-canada/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1306157961queen-elizabeth-ii-british-elite-1.jpg1306157961queen-elizabeth-ii-british-elite-1"Also, put me on some money too kthnx"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/220px-queen_victoria_by_bassano.jpg220px-Queen_Victoria_by_Bassano"Just be sure to put me on some money kthnx"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1812-1-583.jpg1812.1.583"Oh yah, we tootally were responsible for that, eh?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fiw1.jpgfiw1Just take a WILD guess as to who wonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rainbow-hudson-bay-702554.jpgrainbow-hudson-bay-702554Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Build a colony around fishing and the British are just gonna take it from youhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ikm9ajugtv0vki9v.jpgikm9ajugtv0vki9v"That's not a prison. THIS is a prison!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/french-man-costume-set-896-p.jpgfrench-man-costume-set-896-pSeriously, can you think of a more bland and gross national stereotype? Try to. TRY TO2012-06-26T03:30:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/06/13/dressing-like-christmas/2012-06-17T15:56:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/06/06/everything-is-amazing-and-nobody-is-happy/2012-06-06T20:50:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/06/01/one-year-later/2012-06-11T19:33:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/30/blogging/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/angry_man_shaking_his_fist_at_his_computer_0001-0409-1516-3713_smu.jpgangry_man_shaking_his_fist_at_his_computer_0001-0409-1516-3713_SMUBecause this has become the pinnacle of civilizationhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/no-profile-man-medium.jpgno-profile-man-mediumhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/baylessx-inset-community.jpgbaylessx-inset-community"My time will come"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2011-03-21-at-11-20-18-pm.pngscreen-shot-2011-03-21-at-11-20-18-pmAlways a friggin brilliant combinationhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/elaine_3_f.jpgelaine_3_fWhich proved to be a friggin brilliant combinationhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/susan-b-anthony-320x240.jpgsusan-b-anthony-320x240"It's cool, guys, I didn't really feel like VOTING or anything"2012-06-11T13:03:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/25/persona/2012-05-27T05:29:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/23/foyers/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/grand-foyer-stairs.gifgrand-foyer-stairsSeriously, what are you doing to yourself?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/handshake-hug.jpghandshake-hugOkay, maybe that's not exactly truehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/brograbs.jpgbrograbsNo caption neededhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bland.jpgbland"Oh hey, welcome or whatever. Help yourself to a limp handshake"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/le_grand_foyer-2.jpgLe_grand_foyer-2DOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHEhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/handshake.jpghandshakeIt's cool, you can admit it. I already know that was the best analogy everhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/buttress.jpgButtress....heehee, flying butt2013-02-02T06:03:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/18/musical-guilty-pleasures-guest-post-by-jason-bruce/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/michael-jackson-son-rejected-a-handshake-from-justin-bieber.jpgKMichael Jackson's 9-year-old son agreeshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/oates_richie.jpgOates_RichieReally?!?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/snowcone.jpgsnowcone"....they'll come to youhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dino-megazord.jpgDino-Megazord"The bare necessities of life...."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/head-explode.jpghead explode5:26 pm2012-05-22T13:55:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/16/politics/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/london-2012.pnglondon-2012See you nerds this summer!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bald_eagle_flag_small.jpgIndivisibleAKA the RIGHT way to do thingshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nader.jpgNader"I got this suit at Goodwill"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/diddydouche.jpgDiddyDoucheIt also gives Diddy an excuse to appear in public againhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012-02-13t050843z_01_loa522_rtridsp_3_grammys.jpg2012-02-13T050843Z_01_LOA522_RTRIDSP_3_GRAMMYSLike the music industryhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/georges_st_pierre.jpggeorges_st_pierreSadly, this is NOT what it looks likehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/451px-newt_gingrich_by_gage_skidmore_6.jpg451px-Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore_6"Don't worry, I'll find a way to be relevant again soon"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/poor-bama-fan.jpgpoor-bama-fan"Don't worry about it. Through a embarrassing system of governing, we will actually play and beat this team just later on this year!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/yankees-empty-seats.jpgYankees Empty Seats BaseballMuch like the Yankeeshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/building_the_tower_of_babel-w560h371.jpgbuilding_the_tower_of_babel.jpg.w560h371"You know, Todd, I'm really starting to question how quickly we expected to get this done"2012-05-21T16:06:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/14/tcl-ep-3-preview/2012-05-14T16:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/09/cuisine/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fishandchips.jpgfishandchipsExcept for you, England. You need to step your game uphttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bigtexansteak.jpgbigtexansteakWhich, if you were curious, is just a tourist trap that the locals despisehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bruce-main.jpgbruce-mainAnd gives Bruce Springsteen stuff to sing abouthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0814091457-00.jpg0814091457-00"I CLEARLY ordered five patties. TAKE IT BACK"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/frech-cuisine.jpgfrech-cuisineThis mean thinks it's better than youhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/milli_vanilli.jpgmilli_vanilliYou get caught faking a career ONE TIME, and it's all you're ever known forhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/guillotines.jpgguillotines"Ooo, a FRENCH guillotine! Top of the line!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/toilet2x225.jpgToilet2x225Such as "toilet" instead of "poop hole"2012-05-12T04:28:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/07/my-church/2012-05-07T20:46:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/04/cinco-de-mayo-not-your-holiday/2012-05-07T22:29:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/05/02/katamari/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/katamari-damacy-king-of-all-cosmos-cows-rainbows.jpgkatamari-damacy-king-of-all-cosmos-cows-rainbowsI seriously worry about Japan sometimeshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/katamari2.jpgkatamari2"Hide the kids! It's that Katamari again!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/katamari-roboking.jpgkatamari-robokingNote to self: start a business that offers robot replicas of family members who lose consciousnesshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/king.jpgKingPlayed by that mask from V For Vendettahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-prince.jpgThe PrinceA Teletubbie dropout2012-05-03T18:55:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/30/head-full-of-doubtroad-full-of-promise/2012-05-02T04:27:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/27/mr-heinleins-lunch-guest-post-by-randomly-chad/2012-04-28T02:56:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/25/sheep-repost/2012-04-25T23:16:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/20/will-you-be-my-friend/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/total-recall-arnold-schwarzenegger-300x220.jpgtotal-recall-arnold-schwarzenegger-300x220Dear Google: Consider THIS as a possible prototype. You're welcome.2012-04-28T02:16:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/18/william-dawes/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/midnight-riders.jpgMidnight-Riders"Hey guys, so where are we going? Huh? Lexington? Yeah? That's cool. I'm glad we're all doing this together. This is fun. It's just the Revolutionary War best friends club over here"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2010_northend_boston_4621037522.jpgRevere_StatueThe statue of LIEShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/revere.jpgRevereAnd his reincarnation as Jack Blackhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/1463_john_hancocks_defiance.jpgJohn Hancock's Defiance"HA! And you guys thought I wouldn't do it"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/paul_reveres_ride.jpgPaul_Revere's_ride"Wake up! Quickly! Come see how awesome I am!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/g23633_u21742_portrait.jpgg23633_u21742_portrait"HAI LADEEZ LOL"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/brad-pitt-troy-pictures.jpgBrad-Pitt-Troy-picturesAncient history was determined by gorgeous men in skirts2012-04-28T02:06:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/27/the-second-greatest-thing-to-happen-to-the-world-ever/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/charge.jpgchargehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/charles-barkley-photo.jpgcharles-barkley-photohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bugsspacejam.jpgBugsSpaceJamhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/aliens.jpgaliens2012-04-17T04:32:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/13/vampires-pt-1/2017-09-30T02:16:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/06/a-post-about-a-christian-athlete/2012-04-17T04:30:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/16/dot-your-qs-and-cross-your-as/2012-04-16T17:54:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/11/the-titanic/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stc3b6wer_titanic.jpgStöwer_TitanicIf it seems like they're cheering, it's because to them, this actually WAS a successful triphttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lifeboat_no14_collapsible_in_tow.jpglifeboat_no14_collapsible_in_tow"We saved 20 people. Good enough, right?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic_new_york.jpgTitanic_new_york"It's cool. We'll just 1910s the crap out of this journey until something else goes wrong"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gavrilo_princip_captured_in_sarajevo_1914.jpgGavrilo_Princip_captured_in_Sarajevo_1914"What? All I did was assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Not the THE WHOLE WORLD is gonna go to war or something."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic-scene.jpgtitanic-sceneAll of which had free reign to just wander where they wanted, apparentlyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hmhs_britannic.jpgHMHS_BritannicIt also sankhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/avatar_image_5_l.jpgAvatar_Image_5_LFollowed closely by that time we all attacked those blue people2012-04-18T03:20:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/02/baseball-is-the-greatest-sport-of-all-time-pt-1/2017-08-13T08:48:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/09/baseball-is-not-the-greatest-sport-of-all-time-part-2/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/erzxoqo1lofkvfaknujwcz6yo1_500.jpgBaseball Is NOT the Greatest Sport of All-Time (Part 2)2012-04-14T04:18:22+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/07/when-i-ruled-the-internet/2012-04-12T14:53:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/06/pronunciationmanual/2012-04-09T14:16:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/05/killer-tribes-notes/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120331_120319.jpgNametagNobody thought it was funny2012-04-06T15:41:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/04/marathons/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/marathonman.jpgMarathonMan"Friggin brilliant idea, guys. Thanks a lot" - Pheidippideshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jerseyshore1.jpgJerseyShore1Or see who can last the longest during a Jersey Shore marath-OH HEY LOOK AT THAThttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/phidippides.jpgPhidippides"This is great news! REALLY could have waited if we knew it would kill Pheidippides, though"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/statue_of_pheidippides_along_the_marathon_road.jpgStatue_of_Pheidippides_along_the_Marathon_RoadAlso worth noting that Pheidippides ran like a moronhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/healing-from-the-hamster-wheel.jpghealing-from-the-hamster-wheel"I'm TRAINING"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/marathon-car-magnet-oval.jpgmarathon-car-magnet-ovalTOTALLY worth never having healthy knees ever again2014-04-07T20:54:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/03/an-open-letter-about-open-letters/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/letters-to-famous-people.jpegLetters to Famous People2012-04-03T17:51:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/04/01/you-guys/2012-04-16T22:21:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/28/crushes/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hippies.jpghippiesWe never had ANY economic problems before these misfits came alonghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/crush.pngCrush"I communicate my feelings through staring"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/503025-med.jpg503025-med"WILL U GO OUT WITH ME: CHECK YES OR NO"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dave-matthews-band-crush.jpgdave-matthews-band-crushAlso gave us a chance to see more of Dave Matthews' singing face2012-03-29T13:36:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/26/my-journey-to-connect-with-myself/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cant-connect-to-yourself.jpgCan't Connect To YourselfReality is a harsh mistresshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/amandas-friends-edited.jpgAmanda's Friends EDITEDAlso none of her friends have names. Weird, huh?2014-01-11T00:18:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/23/getting-political/2012-03-26T14:19:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/21/dubstep/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/aol-cd-rom.jpgaol-cd-romWHAT IS THIS CRAPhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deadmau5_9.jpgdeadmau5_9"I just want to be loved"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/foo_fighters_in_your_honor.jpgFoo_fighters_in_your_honorWhich explains thingshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/skrillex.jpgSkrillexI dunno, just grow a beard or something, dude. Pleasehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/foos_grammys.jpgThe 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - ShowThough one could argue that the Foo Fighter's album "In Your Honor" wasn't real music eitherhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/image11.jpgimage11This is after the third resuscitation of the nighthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dubstep.jpgDubstep"This is great, bro! I can FEEL my apartment collapsing!"2012-03-23T14:19:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/19/my-facebook-ban/2012-03-22T01:48:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/09/my-birthday/2012-03-15T20:14:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/07/birthdays/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/la_g_lebronvegas2_400.jpgLeBron James Hosts At TAO Las Vegas At The Venetian Hotel And CasinoOh, and everybody hates you? It's cool, at least they haven't killed you yet!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sad_birthday.jpgsad_birthday"I've never accomplished anything with my life."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/birthday_party_kids1-s600x600.jpgbirthday_party_kids1.s600x600"I'm going to cherish this for the next thirty minutes!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/baby-girl-crying-on-her-first-birthday.jpgbaby-girl-crying-on-her-first-birthdaySee? So much fun!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/first-steps.jpgFirst Steps"Walking. Awesome. Now go learn how to feed yourself, you lazy baby."2012-03-08T16:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/03/02/100/2012-03-07T00:13:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/29/leap-day/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jonathan-trumbull-signing-of-the-declaration-of-independence-large.jpgjonathan-trumbull-signing-of-the-declaration-of-independence-large"Oh crap, guys, did we just form a COUNTRY?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gregory_xiii.jpgGregory_XIIIThanks, Greg. Thanks for MAKING US LOOK STUPIDhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/6223231529_d1de724841_b.jpg6223231529_d1de724841_bCURSE YOU, NATUREhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hammerfest_dusk_lng.jpgHammerfest_dusk_LNGNothing says "human superiority" like duskhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/playing_tag.jpgplaying_tagAnd it always ended up that when everyone else had finally gotten as agile or more agile than the agile kid, it didn't matter, because they were rocking a 4.0 GPA and getting mad scholarship money, so you just couldn't win2012-03-02T14:22:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/24/video-breakdown-basketball-by-kurtis-blow/2012-08-15T14:39:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/22/hamlet/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shakespeare.jpgShakespeare"I WIN, LOSERS" - William Shakespearehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/olivier-and-friend-yorick.jpgOlivier-and-friend-YorickWhereas they have plenty of friends named Wellhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eugc3a8ne_ferdinand_victor_delacroix_018.jpgEugène_Ferdinand_Victor_Delacroix_018"Hey umm....I found this. Do you want it?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/to_be_or_not_to_be_q1.jpgTo_be_or_not_to_be_(Q1)Translated so we could avoid words like "eferlafting"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/henry_fuseli_rendering_of_hamlet_and_his_fathers_ghost.jpgHenry_Fuseli_rendering_of_Hamlet_and_his_father's_GhostWhile throwing up a rock fist, I guess?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hogarthrichard3.jpghogarthrichard3https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/clippy.pngclippy"It looks like you're writing a sonnet...."2012-02-26T02:02:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/20/demon-fish-wcw-and-ticket-winner/2012-02-20T21:12:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/16/killer-interview/2012-02-19T04:16:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/15/angry-birds-repost/2014-07-24T02:17:14+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/14/thanks-dk/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dk.jpgDK2012-02-15T05:23:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/13/where-young-people-go-to-retire/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/difference-star.jpgDifference Star"You make the difference" - The most uninspiring phrase ever uttered2012-02-15T15:24:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/10/bonus-video-blog-outtakes/2012-02-11T00:04:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/08/video-blogs/2012-02-10T15:00:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/03/blake-can-jump/2012-02-04T05:09:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/02/01/el-camino/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_6558.jpgIMG_6558And just like that, I NEVER WANT TO EAT AGAINhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cube-nissan.jpgcube-nissannot.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scion_dj_5-axis-04.jpgscion_dj_5-axis-04maybehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2011_canam_spyderrt_limited_2.jpgBRP SPYDER ROADSTEROrhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pontiac-aztek-red.jpgpontiac-aztek-redThe first microwave oven on wheelshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/38007260885_large.jpg38007260885_largeThanks, guys. REALLY appreciate that gesturehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/reliant_robin_green.jpgReliant_Robin_GreenIt seems like such a good idea, thoughhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sierra_cosworth.jpgsierra_cosworthLeading us to thishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/farmer.jpgFarmer"I wanted a car that can carry my pigs, my kids, do my taxes, and get my wife to shut up. And Ford listened!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/small-truck.jpgsmall truckPROOF!2012-11-03T01:02:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/30/small-talk-for-beginners-a-guest-post-by-stephen-haggerty/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mad-men1.jpgMad-Men1Just another day in the office.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bob-dylan.jpgBob-DylanBob Dylan- brilliant lyricist, ridiculous hair-comber.2012-01-31T22:42:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/25/smart-phones/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/texting-while-the-cataclysm-burns.jpgtextingLOL#WhatHathGodWrought? LOLhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/texting.pngTextingOMG ROFL SMHhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dynatac8000x.jpgdynatac8000xAnd service providers have charged whatever they want ever sincehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/belllg.jpgbelllgThat some other joker perfectedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/telegraph.jpgTelegraphAnd carrier pidgeons accross the globe rejoiced2012-01-28T07:00:23+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/20/video-breakdown-battlefield-earth-trailer/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/battlefield-earth.jpgbattlefield-earthAll I've seen is this picture and I already feel like I wasted two hours of my life2012-01-23T20:50:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/22/my-moment/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rtblackbday.jpgrtblackbday2012-01-20T03:54:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/12/party-rock-anthem/2012-01-20T03:53:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/21/video-breakdown-pryde-of-the-x-men-pt-1/2012-01-20T03:53:21+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/24/video-breakdown-pryde-of-the-x-men-pt-2/2012-01-20T03:52:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/18/sopa/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trollfacedancing.gifTrollFaceDancingOr else we won't have....on second thought, maybe some things on the web SHOULD be forgottenhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/54831.jpg54831SERIOUSLY, STOPhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mahatma-gandhi.jpgmahatma-gandhiOkay, ha ha, we get it.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/flowerpower.jpgflowerpowerOkay, good pointhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/5199-metallica.jpg5199-metallicaAww, poor babieshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ask-jeeves.gifask-jeevesSERIOUSLY, STOPhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/yahoo-official-logo.jpgYahoo-official-logoAlright, alright, we get it.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/google-png.jpgGoogle.pngOkay, okay, not quite the same, but sure2012-01-19T15:04:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/16/rooting-for-dragons/2012-01-25T16:57:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/12/another-story-at-another-blog/2012-01-16T06:33:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/13/about-schmidt/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/newgirl_krypronite-sc2_0062_595.jpgSchmidtNo shirt, no shoes? No Schmidt!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/new_girl_schmidt.jpgSchmidtSchmidt Happens.2015-11-05T05:04:07+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/11/flying/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/michael_jordan007.jpgmichael_jordan007"Eh, all I did was miss less often than everyone else"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nwa_a330-300_n805nw_arp.jpgNwa_a330-300_n805nw_arp"THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME oh who am I kidding. It's 2012. This is mundane by now"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1904wrightflyer.jpg1904WrightFlyer"THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME oh is that it?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orville_wright.jpgOne_Of_ThemEither Orville or Wilbur Wright. Whichever had the 'stachehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hindenburg03.jpghindenburg03As long as it avoided explosionshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/balloons.jpgBalloonsBalloons, guys. Just balloons.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rtemagicc_anneholden1_neanderthal_hunt_03.jpgRTEmagicC_anneholden1_Neanderthal_hunt_03.jpg"Wait, guys, I just thought of something!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kidicarusg-front.jpgKidIcarusG-FrontTurned into super fun video games!2012-01-13T05:32:42+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/14/sleep/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mind-blown1.gifmind-blownI KNOW, RIGHT?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/urinal-passed-out.jpgurinal-passed-outJust....be careful WHERE, guyshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mind-blown.jpgmind-blownThat's right, TWO "mind blown" gags in one post. Cut some slack, guyshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1hipsterbeard.jpg1hipsterbeard"Yeah, I sleep in cycles that you've probably never heard of"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mind-blown.gifmind-blownI KNOW, RIGHT?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hibernation-bear.jpghibernation-bearA phenomenon Dr. William Dement described as "Pretty sweet, I GUESS"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crying-baby-300x300.jpgcrying-baby-300x300And you parents thought YOU had it badhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dr-dement-portrait.jpgdr-dement-portraitHe carries a look that says "I never claimed to be good at my job"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/graham-passed-out-2.jpggraham-passed-out-2"GOOD TIMES GUYS"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nuclear-explosion.jpgnuclear-explosion"Oh well, I'll try again tomorrow."2012-01-11T05:44:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/21/krampus/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/z628821.jpgz628821A day that doesn't involve apparently getting bludgeonedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/krampusandwmn.jpgkrampusandwmnFrom all of ushttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/krampussm.jpgkrampussmNot to mention the AWESOME greeting cardshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/23.jpg23A parade that puts Macy's to shamehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nikolaus_krampus1.jpgNikolaus_krampushttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nikolaus_krampus.jpgNikolaus_krampusLeading candidate for Worst Father Of All Timehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1920s_krampus-snick1.jpg1920s_krampus-snick1No caption neededhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/krampus-4.jpgkrampus-4"MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMMIT"2012-01-11T05:44:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/04/toilets/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tornado.jpgtornadoHysterical!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nasa_-_space_shuttle_challenger_astronaut_mccandles.jpgnasa_-_space_shuttle_challenger_astronaut_mccandlesBOOOOOORIIIIIIIINGhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/puke.jpgpukeFiguratively, guys. Figuratively.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/joe.gifjoe"LET'S BE FRIENDS"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/septic.jpgsepticSeptic tanks don't count, no matter how many ducks are includedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kitchen_aid_blender.jpgkitchen_aid_blenderNote to self: start a new brand of blenders. Call them "Really Fast Knives"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/toilet-new.jpgtoilet-newThe friendliest place on earth2012-01-11T05:44:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/09/pre-programmed-responses/2012-01-14T00:57:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/10/week-n-review-week-of-june-10/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/haggar.jpgHaggarhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jxn-tts.jpgJXN TTsThat's right, Jackson, MS is currently just thinking about Atlanta.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/flying-bear.jpgFlying Bear"Oh no, it's coming in! SAVE YOURSELVES!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wade-and-bron.jpgWade and Bron"LeBron, do....do you know where you are right now?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/palin.pngPalin"Paul Revere? I FRIGGIN LOVE PAUL REVERE!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011.png2011Future generations will ask us what the year 2011 was like. We can show them this picture.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/windows-deal.jpgWindows Deal2012-01-10T20:55:34+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/17/week-n-review-june-17/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ayman-whatshisface.jpgAyman whatshisfaceWho promptly died right after this photo was takenhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tupac.jpgTupacWho had album covers almost as bad as Weiner's photoshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/anthony_weiner.jpganthony_weinerI still don't see why this....oh. Different photos. Oops.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/canadian-bacon.jpgCanadian baconEverything is more bland up northhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vancouver-riot.jpgVancouver RiotThis is actually what Boston fans do DURING gameshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bieber-stanley-cup.jpgBieber Stanley CupThe Stanley Cup, held by Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harperhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/obama-mccain.jpgObama McCainAlmost exactly like it, actually.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/damp-dallas.jpgDamp Dallas"Hey guys, I brought this just in case."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/damp-suit1.jpgDamp suitDampier celebrating the birth of his first childhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/damp-college.jpgDamp collegeDampier, on left, is an overall big scary man2012-01-10T20:52:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/07/space-jam/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mj.jpgMJWhich he has turned into a lucrative sponsorship dealhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/from-justin-to-kelly.jpgFrom Justin to KellyThis happened, guys. THIS HAPPENEDhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/knight.pngKnightPlus, Wayne Knight took up a LOT of roomhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/new-years-eve-movie.jpgnew-years-eve-movieLiterally EVERYONEhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/quad-city-djs.jpgQuad City DJsThey made up for it by including the Quad City DJs. If they can't get you pumped, then you have no soulhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/soundtrack.jpgSoundtrackPlus, how can you top THIS photo? SERIOUSLY GUYShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nedry.jpgNedryAnd one of the most satisfying moments in movie historyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bill-murray.jpgBill MurrayRight herehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shawn-bradley.jpgNets-KnicksSomething the NBA had already expirmented withhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/get-ready-to-jam.jpgGet Ready to JAMAlso the ability to photoshop interest onto MJ's face2017-07-21T14:41:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/30/the-curious-case-of-brian-wilson/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wilsonarms.jpgwilsonarmsThis photo exsits SOLELY to prove he has a facehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/knapp2.jpgknapp2Men who literally put ANYONE to shamehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/natural-beard.jpgNatural BeardTake a minute to try and guess whyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wilson-hair.jpgBrian Wilson, Ryan Klesko, Bruce BochyOr possibly all of his hair in generalhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brian-wilson-602x331.jpgbrian-wilson-602x331Slight differencehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brianwilsonbeardless_display_image.jpgBrianWilsonBeardless_display_image2012-01-10T06:43:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/16/im-a-diva-guest-post-by-ricky-anderson/2012-05-11T19:09:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/23/the-battle-for-masculinity/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/orlando-bloom-en-un-posado.jpgOrlando-Bloom-en-un-posadoAnd we'll be stuck with thishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tim-robbins-occupy-wall-street-600x384.jpgtim-robbins-occupy-wall-street-600x384Side note: Tim Robbins got kinda fathttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/model.jpgmodelWHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO SADhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/arnold-palmer.jpegArnold PalmerEven golf looked kickass back thenhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/occupy_wall_street.jpgOccupy_Wall_StreetI mean, CLEARLY we can come up with some awesome terminologyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/draper.jpgDraperAnd this major fictional toolhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ambrose-burnside.jpgiburnsi001p1What is referred to as "Friendly Mutton Chops", as they chops are clearly meeting in the middlehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/george-cook.jpgGeorge CookTwin Peaks?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/adelbert-ames.jpgAdelbert AmesMy theory is that he shaved everything and https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/william-wallace.jpgWilliam WallaceAnd if you ignore the fact that Scotland isn't technically an independent nation, the whole thing is pretty impressive2020-04-21T00:41:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2012/01/06/my-family-prayer-time/2012-01-09T16:34:46+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/16/the-hubris-of-the-stache/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dad-stache.jpgdad stache"Be home by 11 or you're grounded"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gijoe-gay.jpggijoe-gayA snapshot of better dayshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/john-lennon.jpgjohn-lennonGET A REAL JOB, JOHN LENNONhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/macbeth_3_lg.gifmacbeth_3_lg"Okay guys, so in retrospect...."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sean_penn1.jpgsean_pennSean Pennhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/unibomber1.jpgunibomber1The Unibomberhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sean_penn.jpgsean_pennAlso Sean Penn2012-01-05T15:22:43+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/28/2011/2012-01-02T23:56:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/09/the-stache/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/orlando-bloom.jpgOrlando BloomIt comes out creepyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jason-giambi-mustache.jpgjason-giambi-mustacheJason Giambi, who was a tough dude. You know, despite playing baseball.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/220px-ron_swanson.jpg220px-Ron_SwansonRon Swanson, who may not be real, but WHATEVERhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/glennhughes_villagepeople.jpgGlennhughes_villagepeopleHe just saw his reflection for the first timehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/snidelywhiplash.pngSnidely+Whiplashhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hitler.jpgHitlerhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/little-richard1.jpglittle-richard1Just sometimes overshadowedhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hipster-mustache-brigade1.jpghipster-mustache-brigade1Ta-da!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tom_selleck_01.jpgtom_selleck_01Once respected. Now feared.2011-12-16T14:47:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/02/the-van-dyke/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/goat.jpggoat"It's all we've got left, man."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vandyck011.jpgvandyck011All of his paintings featured the beard, anywayhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/garthe.jpggartheYou grow one of these, you forfeit your soul. That's the dealhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/charles-i.jpgCharles IAnd Exhibit B, proving that everyone in the 1700s looked the samehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/anthonyvandyckselfportrait.jpegAnthonyvandyckselfportraitExhibit A....https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dick-van-dyke.jpgDick-Van-DykeOn a popularity scale, it goes Dick, then the facial hair, then Jerry. Barry doesn't make the listhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/brolin.jpgJosh BrolinSPECIFICALLY Josh Brolinhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/billy-goat.jpgbilly-goatLOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME YOU SEE A 'STACHE2017-07-31T09:42:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/09/my-younger-brother-is-no-help/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/me-and-adam.jpgMe and AdamFantastic2011-12-12T02:48:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/26/the-forward-pass/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/101307-brady-stetson.jpg101307-brady-stetsonOh. Oh yeah. Never mind.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/walter-camp.jpgWalter CampLittle cheating turdhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/flop.jpgFlopThis might be the second time I've used this photo on The GBOAT, but who's keeping track?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tecmo_bowl_nes_screenshot2.jpgTecmo_Bowl_NES_ScreenShot2Which might not be that bad, actuallyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-twilight-zone-tv-movie-poster-1020478176.jpegthe-twilight-zone-tv-movie-poster-1020478176Alternate reality time!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/slu.jpgSLUAnd now they're stuck with....thishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rooseveltfootball.pngRooseveltFootballThereby certifying that all kinds of high school teams would completely rip off his namehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cam.jpgCamTHE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVEShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wesuck-prank.jpgwesuck-prankThings are differenthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sport_football2.jpgsport_football2And better fashion2011-12-02T15:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/12/02/search-terms/2011-12-07T04:56:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/05/28/history/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/parthenon.jpgParthenonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/zeus.jpgzeusYes, Ancient People WANTED to believe in this guyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/persia_ancient_persian_dress.jpgPersianshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/wilt.jpgWiltLIEShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lemaitre.jpgLemaitrehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/moses-and-aaron.jpgMoses and Aaronhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ancient-people.jpgAncient People"Oh man, guys, Future People are NEVER gonna see this coming!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/gilgameshtablet.jpgGilgameshTabletThere will be a quiz on this at the end of classhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/henry-viii-kingofengland_1491-1547.jpgHenry XIIICome on guys, really?2011-12-03T14:00:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/19/pryde-of-the-x-men/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/xmenarcade530.jpgxmenarcade530"EVERY RAPPER WHO WANTS TO REPRESENT IS COUNTING ON YOU"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sean-penn-fast-times-at-ridgemont-high.jpgSean-Penn-Fast-Times-at-Ridgemont-HighNo, I meant Sean Penn in generalhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/x-men-pryde-of-the-x-men-original.jpgx-men-pryde-of-the-x-men-original"Throw another shrimp on the 'barbie, bub!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/388083.jpg388083And it wasn't even this incredibly awkward interacitonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pryde_of_the_x-men_023_0001.jpgPryde_of_The_X-Men_023_0001Which is odd, because hair like that carried every other show in 1989https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/morph.jpgmorphWhich was more shocking: that they killed a character off in the first episode, or that they bothered including this douchebag in the first place?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jubileeanimated.jpgJubileeanimatedAnd let's be honest: Jubilee was a TERRIBLE character2011-11-29T20:27:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/18/the-state-of-the-nfl-guest-post-by-knox-mccoy/2011-12-07T00:14:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/12/teddy-roosevelt-pt-4/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/teddy_roosevelt.jpgteddy_rooseveltNEED I SAY MOREhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/safari.jpgSafari"No, no, I mean DAD this time."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wilson.jpgwilsonPansyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kermit.jpgkermithttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/200px-kermit_roosevelt_1926.jpg200px-Kermit_Roosevelt_1926Who would later launch his own journey to find The Rainbow Connectionhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/make-the-dirt-fly.jpgmake the dirt flyAn artist's depiciton of the eventhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/panama-canal0.gifpanama-canal0Fancy!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/5506_charles-v15000000-15580000.png5506_Charles-V15000000-15580000"My bad"2012-01-06T20:18:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/11/guest-post-by-stantronulus-sports-a-brief-history/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kimreggie.jpgkimreggieWe've gotten from Gladiators to this in only a short few thousand years, guy. Think of where we can go from here!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/1459660_370.jpgParentsWhere are my parents?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ja3.jpgJazzJazz archery never really caught on.2011-11-26T06:59:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/05/teddy-roosevelt-pt-3/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/taft-punk.jpgTaft PunkWhile this picture has nothing to do with this post, it's worth showing that the Internet Box is a dangerous placehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/assassination_mckinley.jpgassassination_mckinleyGiving McKinley's ghost the finger the entire timehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bull-moose.jpgBull Moose in AutumnAnd we're stuck with elephants and donkeys these days? LAMEhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/billtaftposter-714249.jpgBillTaftPoster-714249Or "Bill", as the kids called himhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mahanna.jpgMAHannaAlso he was massivehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chaney.jpgChaneyAt the time, at leasthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alamo.jpgalamoThat was the one with the arrogant Texans, right? Oh. Sorry. That was a redundant statement.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/san-juan.jpgSan JuanSuch as climbing hills2011-11-14T16:41:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/28/teddy-roosevelt-pt-2/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zombie_roosevelt_by_alex_claw.jpgZombie_Roosevelt_by_Alex_ClawWould have won in a landslidehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bill.jpgBillCause this sad son of a gun will explain it to youhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lodge.jpgLodgeGuys, everyone in the 1800s looked awesomehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bearded__batman_by_vanjamrgan.jpgBearded__Batman_by_VanjamrganCommissioner Batman would've looked like this. I know you were wonderinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/grover-cleveland.jpggrover-clevelandCleveland was a Bourbon Democrat. The best kind of Democrat, if you know what I mean.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/atlasshrugged.gifatlasshruggedThis joke was never REALLY going anywhere, come to think of ithttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bullock-port.gifbullock-portGOOD LORDhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/brady.jpgTom BradyAnd started to look more like Marsha Brady2011-11-14T16:40:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/21/teddy-roosevelt-pt-1/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/young-teddy.jpgYoung TeddyBut at one point he looked like this. Even Teddy makes mistakes.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-naval-war-of-1812.jpgThe Naval War of 1812You can buy it on Amazonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/henry_cabot_lodge_c1916.jpgHenry_Cabot_Lodge_c1916As a side note, Lodge was known as "Slim", thereby proving that all men were more awesome back thenhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/teddyphant.jpgTeddyphantTougher than you AND smarter than you. A Teddy Roosevelt never forgets.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/roosevelt-laugh.jpgRoosevelt laughAnd he was very proud of himself.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tr_age_11_paris.jpgTR_Age_11_Paris"Enjoy this now. In a few years, I'm going to be better than you. At everything."2012-01-05T22:43:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/11/04/hey-guys-remember-what-happened-monday/2011-11-05T05:06:47+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/31/my-father-goes-to-a-bad-concert/2011-11-06T20:49:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/28/my-father-names-his-son/2011-11-07T00:20:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/14/editorials/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/stoning-of-stephen.jpgStoning of Stephen"Nothing personal, Stephen."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-world.jpgThe WorldNothing personal, worldhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chris-crocker.jpgChris CrockerNothing personal, Chrishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/blogger_wordpress.jpgblogger_wordpressNothing personalhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cronkite.jpgCronkiteNothing personalhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-cruxifiction.jpgThe Cruxifiction"Nothing personal"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/punch.jpgPunch"Nothing personal"2011-10-24T05:12:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/07/sheep/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/border_collie_sheepdog_trial.jpgBorder_Collie_sheepdog_trial"HE'S BACK GUYS, AND HE LOOKS FRIENDLY! RUN!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/angry-dog-2.jpgangry dog-2This statement has sent shockwaves in the dog communityhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sheep-stare.jpgSheep Stare"I know what you did last summer."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/big_sheep.jpgbig_sheep"Don't worry, guys. I got this."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/20000803-2-21-colo-douglas-pass-cattle-guard.jpg20000803-2-21-colo-douglas-pass-cattle-guardChildren LOVE animal crueltyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wildpark_tambach.jpgWildpark_TambachINTIMIDATINGhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lamb_first_steps_edited.jpgLamb_first_steps_(edited)ADORABLEhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pig_trough.jpgpig_troughWhich, admittedly, isn't much of a compliment.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/flock_of_sheep.jpgFlock_of_sheep"His job is eating. The rest of us are supposed to stare while he eats."2011-10-14T17:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/14/my-xanga/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-jump.jpgThe JumpSometimes you just have to jump-kick your brother in the headhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/uni-craven.jpgUni-CravenThe Uni-Cravenhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wisdom-teeth.jpgWisdom teethFat face. Just so fat.2011-10-22T22:11:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/31/gravy/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rowan_atkinson01.gifrowan_atkinson01On second thought, maybe you should be careful with gravy....https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pink-floyd.jpgPink FloydMuch like Pink Floyd!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gordon_gekko.jpggordon_gekkoIf he had lived by that principle, Gordon Gekko would've been a loveable and probably obsese manhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/heiroglyphics.jpgHeiroglyphics"Pass the gravy, honey. I want to die young. Tut Style."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/doughnut-burger.jpgdoughnut-burgerUNHOLY ABOMINATIONShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gravy-web.jpgGravy WebNot necessarily helping my case, but let's move onhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-vanilla-cake-fruit-topping.jpgchocolate-vanilla-cake-fruit-toppingSo unnecessary and SO DELICIOUShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/manna.jpgmanna"NOT GOOD ENOUGH, LORD"2011-10-07T14:22:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/10/07/my-left-hand/2011-10-11T19:53:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/30/power-outages/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-regetable.jpgThe RegetableHe sat like this for a while, with a "What's wrong?" look on his face2011-10-05T04:45:04+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/19/the-ruining-of-the-classics/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/robin-hood-movie.jpgrobin-hood-movieShould've been tipped off by the fact that the trailer was this shot for a two minuteshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/selleck.jpgSelleckP.S. My dad looks like Tom Selleckhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/optimus.jpegOptimusSeems awfully familiar for some reason....2011-09-30T14:31:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/03/theme-for-football/2011-10-04T04:22:13+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/24/baseball-pt-3/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/foul.jpgFoul!Just be carefulhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/10112010355.jpg10112010355Excuse me while I get super emotional for a secondhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/turner.jpgTurnerGOOD TIMEShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/wrigley.jpgWrigleyEven if they have to host awful teamshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/left-field-lounge.jpgLeft Field Lounge"Geez, I hate playing outfield. I have to smell the grill the whole time."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ferrell-pitch.jpgferrell-pitchThis was to promote Land of the Lost, so it's sorta sadhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/whiplash1.jpgwhiplash1I could come up with a caption for Whiplash....but no words will work.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ufc.jpgUFCCanadian MMAhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/macon-whoopee.gifMacon WhoopeeThough hockey definitely won the naming departmenthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/big-ben.jpgBig BenNo, my bad. That's not baseball.2011-09-28T14:30:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/23/hamburgers-and-friendship-applications/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/greater_good_hot_fuzz.jpggreater_good_hot_fuzzThey agreehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/homer.jpghomerSorry, Homerhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/titanic.jpgtitanicIt happened just like thishttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/inception_leosquint.pngInception_LeoSquintDon't worry, he's confused tohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nixon-gleason1.jpgnixon-gleason1God know I hope I'm making that uphttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/phineas-and-ferb-banner-500x222.jpgphineas-and-ferb-banner-500x222I know what WE are gonna do....https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/menu-welcome-burger.jpgmenu-welcome-burger2011-09-25T19:23:44+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/09/ricky-anderson-had-a-child/2011-09-09T16:03:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/17/baseball-pt-2/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/balk.jpgBalkhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/safe.jpgSAFE"Oh geez, safe again? Man, I can't ever figure out how trying to trick a guy who is two feet away from the bag NEVER WORKS"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dodgers.jpgDodgers"Guys, we have GOT to sort this out. Does this game count for the 2011, or the 2012 season?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/little-league-fundraising.jpglittle-league-fundraising"Congrats on being drafted, Timmy! Sucks it was the Nationals, though...."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/stephen-strasburg-heymannew2.jpgstephen-strasburg-heymannew2Stephen Strasburg was the top pick in the 2003-2009 draftshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pete-rose.jpgpete-roseLike that a caveman was unfrozen just to set the record for most hits2011-09-09T13:52:35+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/05/my-father/2011-09-07T03:40:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/10/baseball-pt-1/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sosa-mcgwire-2.jpgsosa-mcgwire.2Then this happened, and we realized our mistakes.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shaq.jpgShaqAnd nowadays, big men weigh about 400 pounds more than Russell and Chamberlain. Combined.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/russell-and-chamberlain.jpgBill Russell blocks Wilt Chamberlain's shotBill Russell (L) and Wilt Chamberlain (R) were premiere big men in 1970.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/uggla.jpgUgglaDan Uggla has a 29 game hitting streak going. Before then, he was batting 13%. I don't get it either.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/era.pngERAYou know the teacher who tells you that you'll TOTALLY be using stuff from math class for the rest of your life? They're all baseball fans.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dwts.jpgDWTSAnd more about this. Come on, America!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/early-basketball.jpgEarly Basketball"Can I....can I just throw it like this? Do....do I get points here?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-bachelorette-logo.jpgthe-bachelorette-logoAnd some other crap nobody cares about.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/edwardmujica.jpgEdwardMujicaI kid you not, even players fall asleep during games2011-09-05T16:09:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/27/zombie-plague/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/resident-evil-image1_1237333155.jpgresident-evil-image1_1237333155Once again, just without that whole "eating brains" thing we've discussed.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/resident-evil-1-chris-and-zombie.jpgResident-evil-1-chris-and-zombieMaybe because of the whole "Going to eat you" thing.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mushroom-cloud.jpgMushroom CloudThat would be your brain that is currently exploding.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/day-after-tomorrow.jpgDay After TomorrowWhat the! When did THIS happen?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zombie_rising.jpgzombie_rising"I left the oven ooooooooon"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/evil-dead-skeleton.jpgEvil Dead SkeletonYep. Totally believable.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/resident_evil_4_ps21.jpgresident_evil_4_ps2"Well, this isn't the WORST class reunion I've been to."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stanton-stache.jpgStanton StacheDisgustinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zombie-hand.jpgZombie HandPun TOTALLY intended!2011-09-01T13:06:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/09/01/jesus-and-the-bachelorette/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jesus-and-the-bachelorette.jpgJesus and the Bachelorette2012-04-25T03:57:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/29/speech-class/2011-08-30T15:22:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/26/bittersweet-symphony/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mike-jackson.jpgMike JacksonAt this point, The Beatles' money was going EVERYWHEREhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ashcroft.jpgAshcroftRichard Ashcroft: Most British Looking Man Alive2012-10-16T16:07:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/03/my-best-friend-daniel/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fisticuffs1.jpgFisticuffs!I apologize in advance for this post, kids.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sm-and-cg-4evah.jpgSM and CG 4evahSauceman and Corner Guy 4evahhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marketing-mistake.jpgMarketing MistakeJust a grand marketing mistakehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/danger-zone.jpgDANGER ZONEAre you SURE you don't want to hit him?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/red-bean-popsicle.jpgRed Bean PopsicleYes, they exist. Yes, they actually look worse than that.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mario-bros.jpgMario BrosYeah, my school had a Facial Hair Fashion Show. What has yours ever done?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dear-lord.jpgDear lordI mean, our friendship led to THIS.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/disgusting.jpgDisgustinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/win.jpgWINIn case you were curious, the crowd had no reactionhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/how-daniel-travels.jpgHow Daniel TravelsHow Daniel travels2011-08-31T04:56:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/13/google/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/google-plus-facebook-vs.jpgGoogle-Plus-Facebook-Vshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hangout1.jpgHangouthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hangout.jpgHangout"There's like 100 people talking at once! I DON'T EVEN WANT FRIENDS ANYMORE"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bladder-control.jpgBladder Controlhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nothings-change.jpgNothing's changedI JUST WANT TO BE POPULARhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/just-like-facebook.jpgJust like FacebookBut hey, at least it's not Farmvillehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/what-the-crap.jpgWhat the crapIt seemed like the right thing at the time.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sandwich.jpgsandwichA lonely social media site, or a sandwich? SO HARD TO CHOOSEhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/profile.jpgProfileIt wanted to autocorrect my employer as "Belhaven Brewery." So close.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ring-around-the-rosie.jpgDCF 1.0I don't mess around when I put my friends in circles2011-08-24T15:27:47+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/06/chinese-restaurants/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/china-belle.jpgChina Bellehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chinese-donuts.jpgChinese donutsCooked by the little waving cat himselfhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mongolian-grill.gifmongolian-grillIt's a vacation for your MOUTHhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chickenstick3-300x225.jpgChickenStick3-300x225Yep. Chicken. Sure.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/egg-drop.jpgEgg DropWhich might also be the plainest looking thing in the worldhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pfchangs1.jpgpfchangs1https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/authentic-chinese-food.jpgAuthentic Chinese Foodhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/good-buffet.jpgGood Buffethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/china-buffet.jpgChina buffethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/takeout-box.jpgTakeout box2011-08-19T14:01:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/30/call-of-duty/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/attack_dogs_bo1.jpgAttack_Dogs_BOhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/attack_dogs_bo.jpgAttack_Dogs_BOCursed to only play "fetch" with Satan himselfhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cod-mw2-knife.jpgcod-mw2-knife"No, man, it's FUN to only be equipped with a knife and a creepy glove."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mk64kalamari.jpgmk64kalamari"This train may have killed my chances of winning, but not the smile on my face!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/call-of-duty-4-modern-warfare-box_cgr.jpgcall-of-duty-4-modern-warfare-box_cgrThe original name was Call of Duty: We're No Longer Stuck In The Pasthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/medal-of-honor.pngMedal of HonorFull list of the 19 Medal of Honor titles, which doens't count for the collectors editions and cancelled games.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/broccoli.jpgbroccoliYou win THIS time, broccoli!2014-05-26T08:35:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/05/oops/2011-08-15T15:52:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/20/harry-potter/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/twilight.jpgTwilightIt could be much, MUCH worse.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-deathly-hallows.jpgharry-potter-deathly-hallows"Alright guys, next time, we get our Sergent Pepper on"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dobby1.jpgDobby1"So, is 'my precious' copyrighted?"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eye-o-sauron-03.jpgEye-o-sauron-03I'll give you a hint.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/marvolo_gaunts_ring.jpgMarvolo_Gaunt's_RingA ring. How original.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voldemort.jpgVoldemort"I ate your dog"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/snape.jpgSnape"I ate your dog"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ron-weasleys-sister.jpgRon Weasley's SisterGood ol'....Egg?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hermione-and-ron.jpgHermione and Ronhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voldemort_in_movie_1.jpgVoldemort_in_Movie_1And creeped me the hell out2011-08-19T19:59:26+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/08/01/spam-and-lynx/2011-08-01T13:13:27+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/08/angry-birds/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/angry_birds_promo_art.pngAngry_Birds_promo_arthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chuck-a-duck.jpgChuck A DuckUhh....just ignore this!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ab-tnt.jpgAB TNT"Man, storing the TNT in this flimsy structure seemed like SUCH a good idea during the rave last night!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pigs.pngPigs"NO! MY JENGA SKILLS HAVE PROVED USELESS AGAIN!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ab-birds.jpgAB Birds"Well gentlemen, it's been nice knowing you...."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/life-lost.jpgLife LostYou have no idea, my friendhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/flying-knight.pngFlying KnightOkay seriously, did nobody think to test the structural integrity of a bunch of balancing, unattached walls?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/more-castles.jpgMore CastlesMedieval warfare was made simpler when people invented catapults that left trails.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/castle-crush.jpgCastle CrushExample #12011-07-29T13:55:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/15/tyrannosaurus-rex/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/t-rex.gifT-Rexhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jurassicparktoilet.jpgToilet"C'mon, you can't tell me this isn't funny, human."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4052480969_cd5062582d.jpgClose UpHow do I LOOOOOOOOOOOK?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jp_rex-run.jpgJeepI need to work on CONDITIONINGGGGGGGG.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/800px-island-of-california-tm.jpgCaliforniaCalifornia according to a map. Can't argue with that. https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jurassic-park-1993-01-g.jpgT-RexThe T-Rex doesn't care about the details; the T-Rex just gets stuff done. 2015-06-08T05:18:55+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/18/my-beard/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-sheik.jpgThe SheikOKAY MAYBE SOME REGRETShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/trucker-joe.jpgTrucker JoeEven while in public, dressed as a trucker, which is a completely natural place to shave.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mustache-me.jpgMustache MeNO REGRETShttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/young-me.jpgYoung MeAdorable? Yes. Respectable? No.2012-04-19T02:10:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/08/lunch-with-tyler-blount/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tyler.jpgTyler2011-07-15T19:01:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/11/too-lazy-for-a-real-post/2011-07-15T19:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/15/lunch-with-stanton-martin/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/280552_1843794376614_1293240095_31606952_6478000_o.jpg280552_1843794376614_1293240095_31606952_6478000_o2011-07-16T07:29:10+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/07/04/guide-of-how-to-survive-the-nba-lockout/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/goodell.jpgGoodellhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/24sport-los-angeles-laker-007.jpg24sport-Los-Angeles-Laker-007Just what the people love to seehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/enes-kanter-3.jpgenes kanter .3Maybe we shouldn'thttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011-nba-draft-fashion-style-players-suits-jonas-valanciunas.jpg2011-nba-draft-fashion-style-players-suits-jonas-valanciunas"Jonas Val....Valen....Oh, just shake my hand already."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nbalive98-5_640w.jpgnbalive98.5_640wMost of the 98-99 season was done on a Playstationhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/emeagwali.jpgemeagwali"This summer, I'm taking my programming talents to South Beach."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/david-stern-lockout.jpgdavid-stern-lockoutComissioner David Stern ponders his beardhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nba-lockout.jpgNBA-Lockouthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110701-020614.jpg20110701-020614.jpghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110701-011035.jpg20110701-011035.jpgGranted, it's a woman's hand. And a woman reporter, at that.2011-07-11T20:46:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/05/27/the-gboat-is-upon-us/2014-01-08T23:53:45+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/05/31/guide-to-the-nba-finals/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/larry-obrien-trophy.jpgLarry O'Brien Trophyhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cuban-beard.jpgCuban beardIs....is that Bizarro-Cuban?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bosh-face.jpgBosh Facehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chris-bosh-maxim-shoot-3.pngchris-bosh-maxim-shoot-3We let this happen, guyshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chris-bosh-velociraptor.jpgchris-bosh-velociraptorLike we actually NEED to comparehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lebron_james_heat.jpg*Jul 08 - 00:05*Unless you give him a better opportunity elsewherehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/miami-heat-big-3.jpgmiami-heat-big-3YAY BEST FRIENDS CLUBhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mark_cuban_01.jpgmark_cuban_01Nobody's going to take that bethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kidd.jpgKiddDon't pull anything, manhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mavs.jpgMavs2011-07-08T21:02:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/01/the-internet/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-internet1.jpgThe Internethttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/napster-logo.jpgnapster-logoBut don't you DARE apply that sharing logic to music!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/https.jpghttpsAh yes, the added "s" makes me feel much betterhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nerd.jpgNerdI am legally obligated to use this photo at least once a monthhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/naked.jpgNakedWell, guess we shouldn't be TOO surprised.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cardboardbox.jpgcardboardboxClose enough2011-09-02T15:01:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/07/warriors-hire-mark-jackson-say-eh-whatevs/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mark-jackson.jpgmark-jacksonhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jordan-on-pippen.jpgJordan on PippenNo, no IT'S ALL WRONGhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/finals-crew.jpgFinals CrewIt's a shame to break up what might be the worst broadcasting crew of all timehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jackson-backing-down.jpgJACKSON BRYANT"One Mississippi, two Mississippi...."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wrong-mark-jackson.jpgWrong Mark JacksonOkay, it MIGHT have been a different guy.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kal-penn.jpgKal PennHypothetically speakinghttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mark_jackson_announcing-257x300.jpgmark_jackson_announcing-257x300Jackson approached broadcasting with a unique enthusiasm2011-07-08T21:01:39+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/13/alan-grant/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/alangrant.jpgAlanGranthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/taken.jpgTakenZach Stafford drew this, and everyone needs to see ithttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/annoying-jp-kid.jpgAnnoying JP kidDidn't you always just want to punch the little jerk?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ian-flare.jpgIan FlareWhat exactly was he an expert at, anyway?https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/treasure-hunter.jpgTreasure HunterIt's just not the same these days.2011-07-08T20:58:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/20/what-we-learned-from-the-miami-heat/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/miamisad_display_image.jpgMiamiSad_display_imagehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wade.jpgWadeMuch like how this post ended.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chrisbosh.jpgBoshThis picture is just for your enjoymenthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-james-at-tao-beach7.jpgLeBron-James-at-TAO-Beach7Okay seriously, STOPhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rsz_lebron_james_at_tao.jpgLeBron James Hosts At TAO Las Vegas At The Venetian Hotel And CasinoThat guy looks thrilled to hold that cakehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-james.jpglebron-jamesI kid you not, Google auto-finished my search as "Lebron James worships the devil"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebronwadeplain.jpgLebronWadePlain"Oh geez guys, that's TONIGHT? Man, we didn't even wear the right thing!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chalmers-kansas.jpgChalmers KansasIt's actually seriously difficult to find a picture of Mario Chalmers in a Maimi uniformhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/heat-bench.jpgHeat BenchThey're nott even allow to put on jerseys under their warmups.2011-07-08T20:57:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/22/parkour/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/argument.jpgargumenthttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dean-cain.jpgDean CainIf Dean Cain can do it, it can't be THAT hard to figure outhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/full-plank.jpgFull PlankFull Plank, perfect form!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/parkour1.jpgParkourhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dog-jump.jpgDog JumpNow I understand why dogs don't mind the Recession!https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/passe-muraille.jpgPasse muraillePasse Muraiile, or Wall Pass. I....I'm beginning to think this isn't an actual move.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/atterrissage.jpgAtterrissageAtterrissage, or Landing. I may have messed this one up.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/planche.jpgPlanchePlanche, or Plank. In no way is this a normal thing to do.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/saut-de-chat.jpgSaut de chathttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/go-to-jail-1.jpgGo to jail 1What kind of Community Chest does this?2011-07-08T20:57:07+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.net/2011/06/24/guide-to-the-u-s-national-soccer-team/https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/donttreadonme.jpgDon'tTreadOnMehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/clint-dempsey.jpgClint DempseyHe gets excited about rap music the exact same way he celebrates scoring goalshttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tim-yellyawn.jpgUnited States v Colombia"Time, we're in a press conference. You can stop now."https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tim-howard.jpgTim HowardThe type of guy who will literally take his ball and go homehttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/davematthewsnoshoot.jpgdavematthewsnoshootHe favors Dave Matthews. That's the whole joke.https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/landon-donovan.jpgLandon-DonovanThese colors don't runhttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cherundolo.jpgCherundolohttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/juan-agudelo-story-getty.jpgjuan-agudelo-story-gettyPoor Juan got seperated from his mom at the mall, ended up playing against Argentinahttps://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/juan-agudelo-smile.jpgJuan Agudelo"I'm forgettable!"https://thegboat.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bob-bradley1.jpgbob-bradleyHe routinely bites his lip to see if he still feels pain2011-07-08T20:49:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thegboat.netdaily1.02022-09-09T02:37:21+00:00